
Meet Your Dedicated Llandrindod Wells Councillors
Explore the 15 councillors representing Llandrindod Wells, featuring their photos, names, and detailed roles to connect you with your local leaders and strengthen community ties. If you think you are up to the job then contact us today. We are absolutely desperate and will take on anyone even a domestic pet.
Meet Your Dedicated Councillors
Discover the 15 Councillors representing Llandrindod Wells, complete with their photos and council roles.

Council Chair & Mayor (Big Neck Chain)
Seymour has won the Dunning Kruger Effect Award 15 years in a row and is the current Chair of the Council and Mayor and is in general charge of the mayhem.

Head and Most Worthy Representative of Local Government
The wonderful Cllr Numpty brings years of experience and absolute nonsense and confusion to the role of Most Worthy Representative.

Chair of Committee For New Committees
Cllr Dimm Has led the Committee for forming new committees for many years and is wholly responsible for irresponsibility and the creation of thoroughly useless committees that achieve nothing.

Chair of local allotments
Cllr Lou might look as mad as a box of frogs but he means well.

Chair of Community Dogs Mess
Dick knows a thing or two about number two’s and has picked up plenty of them owning a cat and three dogs.

Deputy Chair & Deputy Mayor (Little Neck Chain)
Noah sits in when Seymour is out for the day or has run out of useless ideas. He was runner up 15 years in a row for the Dunning Kruger Effect Award.

Lead and Prime Member of the Council
Cllr Bonehead has spent many years offering residents virtually nothing and hopes to continue in his present role for many more years.

Cllr Numbskull heads the Executive Committee.
The Executive Committee is a committee that looks at the work of committees and reports back to committees that then report back to the Executive Committee.

Spokesperson for Litter and rubbish
Cllr Dumbo talks extensively about rubbish and can always be relied on to bring rubbish up at every single Council meeting..

Chair of Community Services
Wayne brings very little experience guiding community projects to enhance local wellbeing. Completely useless but very certain of his abilities..

Chair of Community Services
The Council would fall apart if not for the work of Billy Sollocks and others just like him on the Council. He represents what the Council is all about.

Chair of Easy Things To Achieve
Despite many decades as a Council Member Cllr Simpleton has yet to manage to get a single thing done but remains ever hopeful in the coming decades.

Executive Committee Member.
Ivor Peabrain is new to the Council and replaces Councillor T. Watt who left to join the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Finance Chairman
Having previously worked as a labourer and supermarket shelf stacker Joe has a good understanding of local government finances and keeps a careful eye on expenditure and the annual budget.

Chair of Christmas Lights Committee
Cllr R. Zole brings extensive experience of Christmas lights having decorated his own Xmas tree three years running.
In and around Llandrindod Wells
Discover the Town right here in pictures. People have asked what would happen if a bunch of Chimps were actually put in charge of the Council. Who knows ! Could it get any worse ?





Meet your local councillors and the Clerk using our contact information, making it simple to reach out and connect. You can find us buried somewhere inside;
The Town Charity Shop
Llandrindod Wells
Don’t call us we will call you
Post a letter or pop in. Clerk contact – Mrs Pinocchio
